Sunday, February 17, 2008

Art Show news for the Templetons!


Information for the Italians or people rich enough to fly to Italy for art shows: Something Old, Something New, something Borrowed, Something Blue. at the Marella Gallery in Milan. It opens on the 21st.
Barry McGee, Ryan McGinley, Ed Templeton, Clare Rojas, Mike Mills, Phil Frost, Matt Leines, Raymond Pettibon, Deanna Templeton, and Ari Marcopoulos.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Ptah causes chaos...


Go here to see full story...

Monday, February 4, 2008

Ptah has discovered fire.


And he likes what it does.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Exhibition in LA this October...


It's a long way off, but I'm working on it...

Geoff buys some wine with his woman...


Good times in the LBC.

Friday, January 11, 2008

You cannot run, you cannot hide...


Especially under the bed.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Coyote in the Grand Canyon>>>>>>>>>>


I think it was hurt.

Web Diary 01
Web Time Vortex 02

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Girls wish they could grow moustaches!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Andrea is way taller than Deanna


More Bloggage from me...

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Friday, January 4, 2008

Frank Gerwer stole my camera...


And shot photos of himself...

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Sometimes Ashley Wonders...


What is being censored from us by the powers that be? So I told her about an organization that lets us know: PROJECT CENSORED.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Merry New Years to all !!!!!!!?!!!!


Here is a list of lame top 10 New Years resolutions...
And,
Some history about the song everyone always sings but doesn't know what the hell it means:

Auld Lang Syne

The song, "Auld Lang Syne," is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English- speaking country in the world to bring in the New Year. In spite of the
popularity of 'Auld Lang Syne', it has aptly been described as the song that nobody knows. Even in Scotland, hardly a gathering sings it correctly, without some members of the party butchering the words.

Written by Robert Burns in 1741, it was first published in 1796 after Burns' death. "Auld Lang Syne" literally means "old long ago," or simply, "the good old days."

Wikipedia has a great page on it...

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne ?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
And surely I’ll buy mine !
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine† ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand my trusty friend !
And give us a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

Friday, December 28, 2007

The Whole Enchilada

Ever wonder what the rest of that Enjoi ad photo looked like?

Well, here you go... (click to see bigger)
Keegan and Cairo in Russia.
(leave a comment so I know someone looks here!)


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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Red Light District of Suburban Monogamy

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Lookin' Hella Haggard

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Josh Harmony rocks out in Nasville, TN

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Time to start thinking of a new life plan.


See the Everglades mega-post!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Art Basel, over thank god?


So many art-damaged people in one place can be tiring.
See a bit of video over at Deanna's Blog.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Crazy sculpture from Art Basel Miami



Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Art Basel Miami...


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For more complete coverage...

Friday, November 30, 2007

Spineless Swines, Cemented Minds









Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Things took a turn for the better I suppose...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Shadows from a glass coffee table...


Conjure memories of the Bad-Boy Club...

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Keegan Rocks Out

video

Monday, November 19, 2007

I got OWNED in my epic PONG match!!!!!!

Before, During, and After...
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The bet: If I win a best of 5 series I get a studio in Belgium and an apartment for 6 months! If I lose, I have to give Tim, my gallerist in Belgium, a painted head sculpture and a photograph.
Before the match, all were confident.
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Once we started I realized very quickly that I was in deep trouble. Tim is very fast, and anything I returned even a few inches over the net was enough for him to SMASH back violently with lightning speed.
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Afterward, I hang my head in defeat. He beat me in straight sets.
First game: 21 to 7
Second game: 21 to 9
Third game: 21 to 8
My only points were basically his mistakes!
Bumming...

Sunday, November 11, 2007

RVCA store SF (VASF for short) Winodws...


By yours truly...




For your perusal from a remote location other than SF.
ENJOY!!!!!!

Friday, November 9, 2007

RVCA Gallery SF Grand Opening show...


Adam made this 'art' for me. It has all the ingredients of art. Beer, cigs, and dick. Fuck, there's even a beard in there!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Cel and Karolina


enjoy the hanging objects in my garage.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

When pigs rule the world...


its a fat world after all...

Friday, November 2, 2007

Things to see and do with your life...


Scope Tobin Yelland's website out!
And see the Beautiful Losers Movie Trailer that he filmed too...
THINGS to SEE and Do...

Monday, October 29, 2007

Saint Petersburg, Mother Russia

Some are covered, some are not.

Deanna poses near a monument I sadly know nothing about. We were across the street watching Diego backside flip a street gap.

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Life of a Teenager in So-Cal...


Jesse shows me his drawer of Wiccan paraphenalia

Complete with runes and a spell book.


And his inappropriate Barbie poses...

...And how he punched a hole in his wall.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Look what the cat dragged in.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Baby wants a Sports Drink...


Saturday, October 20, 2007

Liz hides again...


She's the only person who looks at this blog, so I don't know why she is so shy.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Stewie scores some hot legs...


The the Praterstern in Vienna.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Vienna

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

I could use one of these...

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Gary Panter Rules.


He has a show up right now.
Check out the Gary Panter website...

Saturday, September 22, 2007

RVCA Liz is always trying to avoid...


Getting shot by my camera. But really she is a beautiful lady, and should not be so shy.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Stacy enjoys (the real) Laguna Beach


When shes not out prowling, or singing in her band.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Nick Trapasso talks to the ladies...


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Saturday, September 15, 2007

RVCA Pro Keegan Sauder signs some face...


In his hometown of Victoria, Canada. Enjoy washing it off.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A 5-year-old can be pretty scary.


My niece Sophia has proven that.

Did you ever watch MST3K?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Ashley Macomber goes to Mexico...


To ponder the meaning of life. Just kidding. But she is in Mexico!
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Ashley Link 02

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Nashville, Tennessee


Shot this during the country music awards...
Tim Van Laere Gallery
Toy Machine

Friday, August 31, 2007

Smell the hole...


New Fugazi Book coming soon!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Here is a photo of FUGAZI I shot...


For your enjoyment - On one of their last west coast excursions...

Monday, August 27, 2007

Photo of the day: Geoff Rowley in Arizona


On a skate trip earlier this summer...

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Photo for today: Braydon in Australia...


Check out the Print Exchange Program!!! Send some prints!

Friday, August 24, 2007

America, the beautiful...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Finally home and processing photos...


This one is from Toy Machine's US tour. I will be getting photos back today from the RVCA Canada trip, and the TM Europe tour. More photos to come.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Check out this Live FUGAZI video...


And enjoy the rest of your day.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Been away for a while on skateboarding trips...



But now I'm back, and nothing much will change I'm sure.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Five Humans Share Thoughts, People Respond?


Opening at Anti-Social Gallery in Vancouver...
See more photos at the RVCA SKATE BLOG, or at my Toy Machine Blog...

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Deanna has a new book out~!


Check it out Here.
And buy it from the newly opened Someday online store. (aka PAM from OZ)

Monday, May 28, 2007

I have a new book out...


Click HERE to see a Sneak Preview!!!!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

The long floundering DEFORMER book...


Has been slated for release in Spring of 2008. More news when I get it.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Went to Australia. Quite nice I must say.


Lurked in the streets of Sydney taking pictures and checking out bookstores. My Camera broke and I had to search the cities' camera shops for a film camera, no easy task in this digital age. Found a cheap Canon. I was there to take part in a group show with my lovely wife Deanna, Jim Houser, and Aussie D-Mote. It was at the Monster Children Gallery.

Houser was in fine form, somehow matching his palette of colours.

Then I went down to Melbourne for some skateboarding but got injured (knee & ankle simultaneously) within an hour of arrival. That sucked pretty bad, but gave me another week of 'vacation' time, looking at bookstores, galleries and museums.

Oh yeah, in Sydney, I rented a car and drove (on the other side of the road for the first time!) to a nature park. It was 800 times better than going to a zoo. We saw this Cassowary 'the disemboweling bird.' These guys have a mean temper, and a real long sharp middle claw that is perfect for ripping your gut open... enjoy.